The dangers of a bed

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Back in my Test Dummy days, when I bounced instead of crumbled, I wore any injuries I came across as badges of honor. A bruise was just proof I actually DID something. Scratches that had blood on them just an indication that … Continue reading →

In MY day …

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For us supposedly creative types, inspiration comes in many different ways. The funny thing is usually it comes when we least look for it. Somehow the more we actually seek inspiration, the more it hides on us. Kind of like … Continue reading →

Special effects

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Anybody who goes to the movies these days knows that 3D is the new rage. It’s the new black. Apparently it is much easier to believe that the computer generated imagery and fantastic special effects is real if it is … Continue reading →

Better than a supermarket!

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For most of my non-adult life (which technically means until about two years ago), I had a serious inferiority complex when it came to the female species. Right from day one, I could not understand these exotic creatures. They were … Continue reading →

Act your age!

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Being a kid at heart, it is not unheard of that someone will say to me: “Act your age!” My favorite response to this these days is “How can I act my age? I have never been this age before … Continue reading →

Memba?

Memory is an interesting invention. Obviously when the divine design team was planning ye olde humans, they wanted to have a little fun with the final product. They seemed to have left a bunch of easter eggs in our heads, kind of … Continue reading →

My little 46 year old

These days, if I were to write a self description for say … a dating site, it would look something like this: 46-year-old unemployed and asset-less man with no transportation. Lives with his mom. Fit … for an 80-year-old. Has a sense … Continue reading →

Today I am a man!

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More than ten years ago today, I became a man. I won’t give  you the exact number of years ago. Not because I am afraid to tell you my age, but because I don’t feel like taking my shoes off to have enough digits … Continue reading →

Have we really gotten that lazy?

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It is funny how when we are younger, we never envision an older version of ourselves wandering around the world thinking (and occasionally saying) “When I was younger …”, invariably said with an old person’s voice. Yet now that I am old … Continue reading →

The terrible “seventy eights” …

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As anyone who is dealing with illness in someone close to them knows, it can be a trial for all involved. Some ailments are as much or more a stress on those beholding it than on the victim themselves. Part of the reason I … Continue reading →